at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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