I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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