im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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