You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
