I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Randomize
