Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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