with your own penis?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
the raccoons are back...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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