38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Found your dick twin last night
3pm strippers are depressing
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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