sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
