also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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