we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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