i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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