You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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