check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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