i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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