Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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I need you to use more vowels.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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