There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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