Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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