why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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