What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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