You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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