I love black thongs
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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