If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
ttyl tear gas
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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