Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Even my vagina gasped.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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