This girl is more easily done than said...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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