i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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