Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
how does that bad decision feel?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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