singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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