If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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