I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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