I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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