im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
We are two peas in an std pod
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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