how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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