I need help removing her.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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