Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
This house was built for laser tag.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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