does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
