talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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