he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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