doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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