At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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