Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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