im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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