I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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