So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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