u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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