I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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