real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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