my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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