I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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