i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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