Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize
