please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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